Your privacy is important to us, and we’re committed to keeping it simple, straightforward, and jargon-free. Here’s how we handle your information:

1. Information We Collect

• Basics: When you sign up for our workshops, events, or newsletters, we collect your name, email address, and sometimes your phone number. This helps us keep you in the loop and ensure you don’t miss out on the absurdity.
• Technical Bits: Our website collects some basic technical info like your IP address, browser type, and access times. It’s like knowing who’s knocking on our door.
• Cookies: Yes, the digital kind. We use cookies to enhance your experience on our site. They help us understand your preferences and tailor content to your liking.

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2. How We Use Your Information

• To Keep You Updated: We use your contact info to send you updates about our latest workshops, events, and absurd projects. No spam, just the good stuff.
• Improve Our Services: Your feedback and technical info help us make our website and events better. It’s like using data to craft the perfect drone flight path.
• Personalization: Cookies help us remember your preferences so we can provide a more personalized experience. Think of it as your favorite barista knowing your go-to coffee order.

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3. Sharing Your Information

• We Don’t Sell Your Data: Your info stays with us. We don’t sell, trade, or otherwise transfer your personal information to outside parties.
• Trusted Partners: Sometimes we work with trusted partners to help us deliver our services. These partners are bound by strict confidentiality agreements and can’t use your information for anything other than assisting us. Here's a bit more detail:
  1. eCommerce: We use Shopify to manage our e-commerce platform, process payments, and handle orders. Shopify ensures your transaction is secure and keeps your payment information confidential.
  2. Shipping Providers: If you purchase a product, we share your address and contact details with our shipping providers to ensure your goodies reach you safely and on time.
  3. Email Service Providers: We use trusted email service providers to send you updates. They are strictly used to communicate with you on our behalf.
  4. Analytics Services: To improve our services, we might use analytics services that collect data on how you interact with our website. This helps us make better decisions and enhance your experience.
• Legal Compliance: If required by law, we may need to share your information. But we’ll fight tooth and nail to keep your data safe.

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4. Your Choices

• Opting Out: Don’t want to receive our updates? You can opt out anytime by clicking the unsubscribe link in our emails. We’ll miss you, but we understand.
• Cookie Control: You can control cookies through your browser settings. Just know that disabling cookies might affect your experience on our site.

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5. Security

We take security seriously. Your information is protected with industry-standard measures to ensure it stays safe from prying eyes.

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6. Changes to This Policy

We might tweak this policy from time to time to keep up with new laws or changes in our services. We’ll let you know about any significant changes by posting the updated policy on our website.